THE LOVE BLANKET

THE LOVE BLANKET

Black / Twin/Full Bed Size - (M) 57 × 65 in / 145 × 165 cm
$83.00 $119.00
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THE LOVE BLANKET
  • THE LOVE BLANKET
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  • THE LOVE BLANKET
  • THE LOVE BLANKET
  • THE LOVE BLANKET
  • THE LOVE BLANKET
  • THE LOVE BLANKET
  • THE LOVE BLANKET
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THE LOVE BLANKET

You focus on the pleasure. We handle everything after.

The Waterproof Intimacy Blanket

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Recommended by couples

100,000+ Happy Couples Beds Protected, Moments Preserved

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4.5/5 Excellent 100,000+ Customers
  • Absorbs everything mattress stays bone dry

    Absorbs everything mattress stays bone dry

  • Feels like your favourite blanket nothing else

    Feels like your favourite blanket nothing else

  • Stays put no matter how wild things go

    Stays put no matter how wild things go

  • Fully present nothing to worry about

    Fully present nothing to worry about

  • Machine wash, ready by tomorrow

    Machine wash, ready by tomorrow

  • Looks like a normal blanket nobody knows

    Looks like a normal blanket nobody knows

  • NO MORE WET SPOT
  • STAYS PUT
  • FULLY DISCRETE
  • NEVER CRINKLES
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100,000+ customers. Less than 0.5% ever asked for a refund.
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  • 2- YEAR WARRANTY

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Love Boldly, Spill Worry-Free.

No More Wet Spots. Ever.
The Love Blanket™ isn't just soft, it's engineered with our HydroShield™ triple-layer barrier to lock in every drop and keep your sheets 100% dry.
That means more freedom to let go, more spontaneity, and zero cleanup stress. Just passion, comfort, and a bed that stays spotless.
Every. Single. Time.
 
 
 
 
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Jenna.S
"I didn't think anything would actually work. Now I'm ordering my second one."
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Oliver.J
"Three years of the same old towel. Wish we'd found this sooner."
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Vanessa.R
"Guests sit on it and compliment the colour. Nobody has a clue haha."
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Amy.L
"The afterglow used to mean laundry. Now we just fold it and sleep."
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Leah.K
"First time I stopped thinking about the mess mid-moment. Game changer."
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Steph.M
"On in seconds, used every single day since. Highly recommend."

  • For the Love Blanket, it is recommended to use a delicate wash program with a temperature of 30 to 40 degrees and a low spin speed (between 600 or 800 revolutions) in the washing machine. We advise against using fabric softener. For light stains (e.g., water-based), you can also just wring out the blanket and hang it up to dry.

  • All Love Blanket™ sizes are 100% waterproof and super absorbent - but here's how to pick your perfect match:

    • Standard (140x100 cm): Great for solo play, traveling or covering the essentials.
    • XL (145x216 cm): Perfect for couples who like room to move and groove. Fits most beds.
    • MOST POPULAR: XXL (200x200 cm): Built for King beds and king-sized nights. Max coverage, max freedom. 😏

    👉 Hot tip: If you’re into squirting, oil, or wetter kinks, go bigger. You’ll thank us later.

  • The Love Blanket™ is crafted with our signature TripleLayerTech™ system, a unique patented fusion of luxury and protection you won’t find anywhere else.

    • A silky-soft 250GSM velvety flannel fleece that feels seductive on bare skin.
    • Ultra-cozy 210GSM plush sherpa for maximum warmth and post-play cuddles.
    • Our exclusive StyDry™ barrier membrane, a flexible, whisper-quiet, and completely waterproof technology that locks in even the wildest messes without a sound.

    This proprietary combination makes the Love Blanket™ irresistibly soft, 100% fluid-proof, and built for uninhibited intimacy - night after night.

  • Orders average arrival is 6–8 business days. You’ll receive tracking details and can follow your shipment anytime via our Track My Order page with your order number.

    30-Day Money-Back Guarantee
    Try it risk-free. If you’re not satisfied, reach out within 30 days and we’ll help you with the next steps.

Rock Their World & Never Worry About the Aftermath

Join 190,000+ couples who finally stopped choosing between incredible sex and clean sheets. Crafted from ultra-soft, whisper-quiet premium fabric with our hidden waterproof barrier, it absorbs everything silently and completely no plastic feel, no crinkle, no heat trap. Trusted by couples worldwide, it doesn't just protect your bed. It gives you both full permission to let go:

  • ✔ Stay completely present no monitoring, holding back, interruptions

  • ✔ Protect your mattress, sheets and couch from anything the night brings

  • ✔ Fold it away in seconds machine wash, dry by morning, ready again

Sarah Rivera
Sarah Rivera
Didn't think it would work for us. My son is big for his age and I genuinely thought he'd be too heavy. He's 14kg and I carry him for hours now without even thinking about it. Wish I'd found this a year ago.
Marcus Mitchell
Marcus Mitchell
My husband actually uses it. That alone is worth five stars. Every other carrier we had he tried once and gave up. This one he figured out in the car park before we even got to the market. He wears it every weekend now.
Michael Rodriguez
Michael Rodriguez
She's never once tried to get out of it. I was so worried she'd hate being in a carrier. She goes straight in, looks around for about 30 seconds and then just... relaxes. Every single time. It's like she knows.
Amanda Walsh
Amanda Walsh
I was convinced cheap meant unsafe. I'll be honest the price made me nervous. I'm used to spending a lot on baby stuff because I assumed that meant safer. This changed my mind completely. Feels incredibly secure and she's never been happier in it.
Rachel Stevenson
Took about 4 seconds to figure out. No joke. I opened the package, watched nobody show me anything, and had it on before my daughter had a chance to start crying. If you're worried it'll be complicated it really really isn't.
Rachel Foster
We've been through three carriers and I nearly didn't buy this one. So glad I did. It's the only one that actually gets used. It's on the hook by the front door and we grab it every single morning without even thinking about it. That's how you know something works.
Daniella Harvey
The clingy phase hit us hard. From the moment she turned 8 months she screamed every time I put her down. I was exhausted, my back was gone and I felt completely trapped. A friend showed me this on Instagram and I ordered it the same night. Three days later I was cooking dinner, cleaning up and going on walks all with her happy on my hip. The crying stopped almost immediately. I feel like myself again.

A Normal Towel

💧 Leaves your sheets soaked and stained.
👎 Slides around and spoils the moment.
😞 Annoying cleanup post-fun ruins the mood.

The Love Blanket™ ❤️

🛡️ 100% waterproof. Nothing gets through.
😊 No bunching. No slipping. Cozy & Comfortable.
🙌 No bed cleanup. Toss it in the wash and enjoy.

Skin-Safe
Skin-Safe
Easy Wash
Easy Wash
98%
Confirm that not a single drop has penetrated through
*Based on a four-week independent customer panel
95%
Say it feels indistinguishable from a their previous favorite favorite blanket
*Based on a four-week independent customer panel
91%
Would never go back to towels or any other workaround
*Based on a four-week independent customer panel

Excellent

4.5/5 By 301 reviews

Best Investment I've Made 😍

If you know, you know.
Every woman who holds back because of the mess that's completely gone now. I didn't realise how much I was editing myself until I stopped. I'm a different person in bed.

Samantha.O

28 minutes ago

I rolled my eyes when my sister sent me the link.

Two weeks later I texted her back: why didn't you tell me sooner. I'm basically a fountain and this hasn't leaked once. Not even close.

Jessica.E

53 minutes ago

He used to have to sweet talk me into it

Not because I didn't want to. Because I dreaded the cleanup after. That's completely gone now. We don't even think about it anymore.

Rachel.O

1 hour ago

Best thing we've bought as a couple full stop

We went through towels like they were disposable. Stacked them, repositioned them, still woke up on a wet patch. This is what towels were pretending to be.

Linda.H

5 hours ago

I used to apologise after sex

Genuinely. Every time. Now I don't even think about it. If you're a woman and you know what I mean just get it.

Sophie.k

23 hours ago

The afterglow used to last about 30 seconds

Then it was strip the bed, start a wash, try to sleep on the dry side. Now we just lie there. That's it. That's the whole review.

Daniela & Marc

1 day ago

I'm a squirter this is the product I didn't know existed

I'd tried everything. Layered towels, spare sheets, a mattress protector under everything. Still leaked. This hasn't leaked once in three months of heavy use.

Vanessa.A

1 days ago

She stopped holding back and I noticed immediately🥰

Bought this for us after she mentioned it once. Best purchase I've made for our relationship. She said it felt like a weight lifted.

Michael.S

2 days ago

I have a £2,000 mattress and actual anxiety about staining it

Two mattress protectors, dark sheets, towels on top. It was ridiculous. One blanket replaced all of it. And it looks completely normal on the bed.

Charlotte.F

2 days ago

Washed it 30+ times still perfect

Some reviews mention degrading after washing. Mine hasn't changed at all. Same softness, same waterproofing, same everything. Buying a second for rotation.

Olivia.G

3 days ago

My mum complimented the colour when she visited

It was folded on the end of the bed. She asked where I got it. I said a home goods store. This is the most discreet thing I've ever owned.

Nathalie.R

3 days ago

😍

My partner sent me the link with a winky face. We both thought it was a bit much. We've used it every single time since it arrived. Zero regrets.

Josh & Tia

3 days ago

Nothing Held Back
Nothing Held Back
Afterglow Intact
Afterglow Intact
5 REASONS WHY

100,000+ COUPLES CAN'T BE WRONG

Here's Exactly Why They Never Went Back

Reason 1

Great Sex With Zero Aftermath

Fold it, set it aside, go to sleep. The bed is dry. The moment stays intact. Nothing to deal with until you feel like it.

Reason 2

Finally, Fully Let Go

No monitoring. No holding back. No part of your brain managing the damage. Just completely, entirely present.

Reason 3

Every Surface Every Time

Bedroom, couch, hotel room, wherever. Lay it down in seconds and stop limiting where the night can go.

Reason 4

Soft Enough to Sleep Under

Both sides feel like a premium blanket. The waterproof layer is completely hidden no plastic, no crinkle, no heat.

Reason 5

Discreet Enough to Leave Out

It lives on the bed. Guests compliment the colour. Nobody asks questions. Nobody needs to know....

Questions?

We've got answers

The Love Blanket is fully machine washable. For best results, toss it in on a delicate cycle at 30-40°C with a gentle spin (600-800 RPM). Skip the fabric softener

it can wear down the waterproof magic over time.

Light mess? Just rinse, wring, and hang to dry. No need for a full wash every time.

The Love Blanket™ is designed with three luxurious layers.

One side features 240GSM velvety flannel fleece for a silky-smooth touch, while the other side is made with 200GSM plush Sherpa for cozy warmth.

Hidden in the middle is our signature

HydroShield™ waterproof membrane - a soft, flexible, and completely silent barrier that protects your bed, couch, or play space from any spills or surprises.

Depending on the size and the type of liquid, absorption may vary.

Ready for a splash? The largest size can soak up over 2 liters! That's more than enough for your wildest escapades.

It's a bit of both! Liquids initially bead up on the surface, but with a little nudge (like a hand swipe), the blanket eagerly soaks it up.

While all our Love Blankets are super absorbent, couples might want to opt for the XXL (Perfect for King Sized Beds!). It's spacious enough to catch everything during those heated moments.☺️

Drying time hinges on blanket size and how you choose to dry it. Opt for the lazy route and air-dry it overnight, or toss it in the dryer on low tumble dry for a quick fix.

Remember, the inside's a slowpoke when it comes to drying, so give it time to fully dry before packing it away.

Not even close. The Love Blanket is soft, silent, and snuggle-worthy-no tarp vibes here. It's made to feel like a cozy throw, not a crunchy cover.

Absolutely. It's built to handle water-based and silicone-based lubricants, plus massage oils. Just give it a good wash soon after heavy use to keep it performing at its best.

You bet. Customers use it for period intimacy, postpartum recovery, potty training, and even as a pet-proof throw. It's versatile, washable, and made for real life-not just the steamy moments.😉

Orders average arrival is 6–8 business days. You’ll receive tracking details and can follow your shipment anytime via our Track My Order page with your order number.

60-Day Money-Back Guarantee
Try it risk-free. If you’re not satisfied, reach out within 30 days and we’ll help you with the next steps.

Excellent

4.5/5 By 301 reviews

Best Investment I've Made 😍

If you know, you know.
Every woman who holds back because of the mess that's completely gone now. I didn't realise how much I was editing myself until I stopped. I'm a different person in bed.

Samantha.O

28 minutes ago

I rolled my eyes when my sister sent me the link.

Two weeks later I texted her back: why didn't you tell me sooner. I'm basically a fountain and this hasn't leaked once. Not even close.

Jessica.E

53 minutes ago

He used to have to sweet talk me into it

Not because I didn't want to. Because I dreaded the cleanup after. That's completely gone now. We don't even think about it anymore.

Rachel.O

1 hour ago

Best thing we've bought as a couple full stop

We went through towels like they were disposable. Stacked them, repositioned them, still woke up on a wet patch. This is what towels were pretending to be.

Linda.H

5 hours ago

I used to apologise after sex

Genuinely. Every time. Now I don't even think about it. If you're a woman and you know what I mean just get it.

Sophie.k

23 hours ago

The afterglow used to last about 30 seconds

Then it was strip the bed, start a wash, try to sleep on the dry side. Now we just lie there. That's it. That's the whole review.

Daniela & Marc

1 day ago

I'm a squirter this is the product I didn't know existed

I'd tried everything. Layered towels, spare sheets, a mattress protector under everything. Still leaked. This hasn't leaked once in three months of heavy use.

Vanessa.A

1 days ago

She stopped holding back and I noticed immediately🥰

Bought this for us after she mentioned it once. Best purchase I've made for our relationship. She said it felt like a weight lifted.

Michael.S

2 days ago

I have a £2,000 mattress and actual anxiety about staining it

Two mattress protectors, dark sheets, towels on top. It was ridiculous. One blanket replaced all of it. And it looks completely normal on the bed.

Charlotte.F

2 days ago

Washed it 30+ times still perfect

Some reviews mention degrading after washing. Mine hasn't changed at all. Same softness, same waterproofing, same everything. Buying a second for rotation.

Olivia.G

3 days ago

My mum complimented the colour when she visited

It was folded on the end of the bed. She asked where I got it. I said a home goods store. This is the most discreet thing I've ever owned.

Nathalie.R

3 days ago

😍

My partner sent me the link with a winky face. We both thought it was a bit much. We've used it every single time since it arrived. Zero regrets.

Josh & Tia

3 days ago

Your Relationship Deserves One Less Thing To Worry About

Not the towel you kicked off the bed. Not the sheets you stripped at 1am. Not the moment you held back because of what might happen after. The nights you just let go completely and stayed there.

  • Every moment, fully present
  • Every surface, completely protected
  • Every time, nothing in the way

Today you can get it at its lowest price but the sale is running out fast.

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Try Yours Completely Risk-Free For 60 Days!

We're so certain you'll never go back to towels that we back every single order with a full guarantee. No awkward conversations. No hoops. No questions.

60-day money back if you don't love it, full refund. Simple.
2-year leak-proof guarantee if it ever lets a drop through, we replace it.
190,000+ customers. Less than 0.5% ever asked for a refund.